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You wake up in a bathtub. It's full of spaghettio's <img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BavqoaAIYAAuso8.jpg" style="height:300px;"> [[taste the sauce]] [[climb out]]

Gross. Why would you do that? [[keep eating]] [[submerge yourself]] [[get out]]

Ya, good call. That was weird. [[look around]]

Wow. Ok. I guess we're doing this, huh.. [[commit]] [[reconsider life choices that led you to this dark place]]

Well that took a little too long, but that's fine I guess. [[look around]]

It's dark. [[peer into the dark]]

Uh oh.. Spaghettio. You finish licking the last O off of the bathrub drain. Far off, your parents find themselves wondering where they went wrong. Think about what you've done.

Think. Think and wonder. Wonder and think. [[I wonder if there's more inside the bathroom sink..]] [[get out]]

You know.. it seemed like some weird folk tale mystery at first, but I have a sneaking feeling that you've done this to yourself. [[but that sink tho]] [[get out]]

There is no sink. Your obsession has blinded you. We're done here. [[get back in the tub|commit]]

Your eyes adjust to the darkness and you see a row of bathtubs. Yours appears to be the only special one (full of gross pasta). You look on the ground and see a heap of empty tin cans. [[scream]]

You scream. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Your voice echos off the high ceilings and vast... aisles? [[what is this place?]] [[scream again]]

You think super hard. Firing every available neuron. Your head starts feeling a little warm as you finally see an exit sign in the distance. [[proceed calmly toward the exit]] [[run. very fast and straight forward]]

A real problem solver. You scream again.. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That didn't really make you feel any better. But you've done it. So there's that. [[Look for an exit]] [[run. very fast and straight forward]]

Good idea.

Oh, ok. You run like an anime ninja, arms flailing behind you for some reason. So fast. I bet the human eye couldn't even detect you.

Cool choice.

You drowned. In Spaghettio's. Wow.